Oh Sausages!

Right then… let’s be honest. Life is messy, unpredictable, and occasionally covered in flour—and that’s exactly what makes it delicious. "Oh Sausages!" isn’t just a phrase; it’s a survival tactic. A way to laugh off the burnt toast, the email you definitely shouldn’t have sent, and that classic moment when you stride into a room, full of purpose—only to completely forget why you’re there. We’ve all been there, haven’t we? You’ve got dinner on, you’re feeling like a proper chef, and then—BOOM! You’ve turned on the wrong burner, the kettle’s still empty, and somehow… the dish towel is on fire.